The Diary of a Nobody (and brown-nosing)
"Carrie back. Hoorah! She looks wonderfully well, except that the sun has caught her nose."
This brief entry in The Diary of a Nobody (p. 53) caught my eye because Carrie and me? WE ARE THE SAME. The sun seems exceptionally fond of my sniffer. I could put a sweater on it and it would brown up.
I have a perpetual brown nose.
Do you feel like the sun stalks your schnoz?